whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

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droqo:

"Kings" + Final Words

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The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.

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MY SHIIIIIIPPPPP. LET IT SAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL.

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kyttenrage:

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

That’s a slippery slope to lesbian.

Good. My mom already thinks I’m hiding it :p

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from-james-to-lily:

acccionicole:

wholmesianmisfit:

#GOD DAD I GOT YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHOCOLATE FROG CARD AGAIN. WE GET IT YOU’RE THE BOY WHO LIVED. I JUST WANT A FUCKING LONGBOTTOM.
I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’ 

bit of a tosser really

500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM

from-james-to-lily:

acccionicole:

wholmesianmisfit:

#GOD DAD I GOT YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHOCOLATE FROG CARD AGAIN. WE GET IT YOU’RE THE BOY WHO LIVED. I JUST WANT A FUCKING LONGBOTTOM.

I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’ 

bit of a tosser really

500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM

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stannissdick:

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

All the awards.

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For everyone who thinks it’s hilarious to make rape jokes,consider this-every woman you know has a 1 in 4 chance of being sexually assaulted at some point in her life.
Your mothers, sisters, daughters, and friends.
It’s not her clothes, the way she acts, or what she may or may not have said before that is the issue.
It’s that our culture feels more at home making jokes about this than actually discussing solutions.
Like, possibly teaching boys from a young age that ‘boys will be boys’ and ‘she was asking for it’ are not appropriate responses to the subject at hand.
How about trying respect instead of sexual objectification for a change?

philtatos:

fat girls don’t get fairytales and this needs to be rectified

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